How to Greet a New Pal 7

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WELL... WELL...
I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M SURPRISED, SANS...
YOU ACTUALLY DID YOUR JOB FOR ONCE...

guess ya could say i did a "guard" job huh...?
SANS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TORTURE CHAMBER!!!
r-r-right right... gotcha...
no jokes here, Boss
s-sorry...

TCH...
AT LEAST YOU GOT EVERYTHING READY FOR ME! (Box reads; torture device)
NOW STRANGELY FAMILIAR, YET ENTIRELY UNKNOWN SKELETON...
ALL MONSTERS KNOW THAT ONLY OFFICIAL GUARDSMAN ARE ALLOWED PAST STASTION 4,
AND YET, THERE YOU WERE...
PERHAPS YOU'RE READY TO TELL ME WHAT IT WAS YOU WERE DOING DESECRATING MY TRAPS?
ALSO, WHERE YOU'RE FROM...?
SANS AND I SHOULD BE THE ONLY SKELETON MONSTERS IN THE UNDERGROUND...
WAS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO PATHETIC LOOKING THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN HIDING THIS WHOLE TIME...

heh... i thought i told ya..
you caught me "resisting-a-rest"
sadly i'm not very good at the whole resisting part...
I SEE... IT'S TOO BAD YOU AREN'T READY TO COOPERATE...

BUT...
PERHAPS THIS WILL PERSUADE YOU...
woah buddy... "whipping" out the good stuff a little fast there, don't'cha think...?

TCH...
CURSES
OF COURSE... I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH SOMETHING...
NYEH...
IT WAS TOO SOON...
TOTRURE IS A DELICATE PROFESSION...
WHAT WAS I THINKING...
HUMPH...
WHERE IS IT...
IF SANS MISSPLACED IT I'LL
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS!
PRISONER!
hm...
honestly i have to sa, i already "saw" this coming...

HAH...
WORTHLESS!
DRAT... THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN HERE... SOMETHING I CAN...
not sure i'm "fired" up for that one...
"hammering" this out already...

"heating" things up a little fast, don't'cha think?
NYEH! THIS STUPID BOX!!!
I MUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING
SOMETHING THAT HE...
HEH HEH OF COURSE...!

OH! YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, PRISONER!
YOU MAY THINK YOU'VE THWARTED MY EFFORTS BY DISTRACTING ME WITH POINTLESS JOKES
FOOLISH!
ALL THAT'S ACCOMPLISHED IS DELAYING THE ENEVIDABLE
BEHOLD
MY SECRET TOTRURE DEVICE!

huh...?
NYEH...
SEEMS I'VE WON THIS TIME...
nice one, Boss!
yer gonna have him "MEWin'" in agony soon!

kahahaha hahah eheh g-get it!
n'... heheh n' s'a real... heh...
s'a reall dangerous "cat-alog" ya got there
heh heh heh heh heh
kehehehe!
that was a great one...!
h-holey shit...

w-w-wait! B-Boss! no!
i didn't mean it...! honest, it jus' came out!
MAYBE A GOOD NIGHT IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER WILL BE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH TO TEACH YOU BOTH NOT TO WASTE MY TIME!
on no! not the "pun-ishment" chamber! whatever will we do?
s-shuttup ya moron!
PUNS ARE SPECIFICALLY NOT ALLOWED IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER... YOU KNOW THAT
ay, come'on
it's not his fault...
poor guy just can't "restrain" himself...
i'll fuckin' kill ya, ya piece'a shit!
SHUTTUP!

B-Boss... please... don't leave me in 'ere... i really didn't mean ta...!
MAKING JOKES EQUALS ONE NIGHT! YOU KNOW THE RULES, SANS!
hey, no worries, "Boss"
i'm up for "hanging" out for one night!
TWO NIGHTS!
F@shafua&(#!
SLAM!
THAT WASN'T EVEN ME