How to Greet a New pal 9

Transcript:
let's see
how do these things work again...?
gotta admit i'm not use to useing something like this
W-WAIT! WAIT!
no hard feelings, buddy
just looking out for number one

CLICK

woah...
this guy's dangerous...
i should kill him now, before he-
d-don't move!

i said don't move!
heh... don't mean to be "door-key," but...
d-don't fall for it...
he's... he was about ta...

h-he was...
oh.. woah
uh tuh tuh
CLATTER
my leg!
that's going "tibia" pain tomorrow

hey, dumbass clone number 2
yeah you!
who the hell else would i be talking about
pfffft
don't laugh!
are ya completely stupid!
why did'ja-
ya were-
yer jus' gonna let me go!
why not...?
cause that's how ya get killed!
i'm gonna have'ta kill ya now, dumbass!
where did you say i was from...?
a place where everyone's nice and happy and friends with each other...?
guess you could say leaving a funny guy behind isn't my style
besides, i'm too lazy to kill anyone

eh... i'm too lazy ta kill anyone...
sorry, pipsqueak, too lazy ta kill ya right now...
ask my bro
too lazy ta kill anybody...
and
what do'ya think's gonna happen now, huh...?
my bro... he ain't...
do ya really think i jus' sit 'ere n' let'cha walk out on yer own?
of course not...
then what do'ya think-
you're gonna come with me...

NO I AIN'T
E-EVEN IF WE ARE SUPPOSED TA BE THE SAME PERSON, WHY WOULD I HELP MY BROTHERS OWN DAMN PRISONER ESCAPE, DUMBASS!
hey hey... it's not like i'm escaping...
just think of it as uh...
giving me my legally-required prisoner break
you wouldn't want your bro to be known as that guy who doesn't give legal breaks... right?

come'on buddy,
just a quick trip to get some grub
i missed my bro's cooking this morning and haven't had anything to put in my stomach all day...
pffft
not that'cha have a-
no that i have a stomach!
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
hah
y-ya'know, my bro'll be pissed if he finds out...
n' if he knew i was wit'cha i'll only be more shit i'd get in trouble for...
hey, hey,
technically, we'd still be "hanging" out...
as far as i'm concerned that's what your bro wanted us to do
haaaaah
swear on my soul, i'll let'cha take me back here or whatever after...
we have the same soul
heh heh... woops
n'i know yer just gonna cheat again n' shortcut away cause ya let me take ya back...
who me...?
cheating i would never...
welp...
i was going to see if you had a better Grillby's or not...
but you're too into this whole prisoner play, so i guess we can just call it an automatic win for my world
there is a Grillby's here... isn't there...?
the fuck ya sain' bout my Grillby's...

my Grillby's is a thousand times better n' what some guy who comes from a wimpy as world could ever have!
oh really...?
alright then...
w-what...?
i can't take a shortcut anywhere i haven't been, and it seems your world is different enought that it counts as a new area...

i- that didn't mean i was gonna-
come'on buddy...
don't leave a guy handing...
don't you know how to greet a new pal...?

(can't fit the rest, sorry)