How to Greet a New pal 5

I am an English speaker, so this is read left to right-
I'm going to include the dialogs below so that other languages may translate it easily!

Dialog Script:
h-how...?
hmm...
what do you mean...
how...?

ya know what i mean!
how the hell r' ya...
me
we...

how can we be the same damn person
well, it's not like we're the same person, we're similar sure, but... ya know...
red's not really my color...
though i have to admit..., i'm really digging the fur, you don't happen to have one that comes in pink, do you?

heh
heh
heh
(torture devices)
tch, fine
let's say i do believe ya...
which i don't yet...

then where the hell did'ja even come from
hmm...
don't know exactly how i got here...
one minute i was enjoying a "knife" game of tag... but uh...
the next thing i knew
i'm waking up in a conveniently shaped snow hole with a very different version of my brother threatening to give me a good thrashing for napping on one of his traps...
they're actually pretty simialr now that i think about it...
SANS, YOU LAZYBONES!!
heh heh heh
YOU IDIOTIC MONSTER!!

w-wait!
ya got a brother s'well...?
heh... yeah... why wouldn't i...?
if there's two versions of us, why not two of him...?
as far as i can tell... there's two versions of everything... though i "shed" you not, our prison is much nicer

so... what'cher sayin' is... alternative universes r' a thing... n' somehow another version of me managed ta get ther ass stuck in min?
oh...? you've heard of that theory...?
yeah... i've heard of it...!
n' i'm pretty sure i know why we've both been thinkin' 'bout it...

so why don't'cha quit fuckin' 'round n' cut to the chase, sans the skeleton number two-
how the hell d'ja get the machine ta work...?
n' what the fuck did'ja do ta finally get outta yer resets...?