How to Greet a New Pal 11

uh, y-yeah...
...we're back ta grillby jokes again...?
hah hah hah
u-uh
gulp
hah
h-hey'a
gu-
hey
this is mine

cough
hack huh
the hell's wrong wit'cha don't tell me ya can't handle a little
no way
heh heh
no fuckin way
ya know what uh
m'supposed ta show ya my Grillby's
so yeah sharin 'r whatever
didn't think a little spice would be too much for any version'a me ta have a pro- -blem

heheh h-hey'ya two?
make sure'n leave some fer-
well, shit

PUAH
u-uh
hah
mmph

yeah
the mustard here's famous fer bein' a little spicy
pretty good ain'it
th-this is more than- mmph
cough
pfft
cough
yeah, yeah, sorry
guess i should'a warned ya
water uh-bout that t-two
Grillby'd dust r' asses if he caught us with any water in'ere, ya'know
heh heh
b-but he does got 'is special sauce

i-it might help
y-yeah
th-thanks
mmgh
snrk
t-twice
ya fell fer it twice in a row
keh
holy shit

huaaaah
ketchu +1
mmgh

hah
haaah
hah hah
the ketchup
oh yeah... ketchup's spicty too
s'Grillby's ya know Grillby's
the fire monster?
s'gotta be spicey
s'good though, ain'it
i'm dying
ay, don't worry, a little spice ain't never killed anyone
trust me peiple've tried!

hua-
come on, that's premium stuff right there
a real "hot" commodity
hm>
humph
huh...?
keheheh
haa haa

KAHAHAHAHA
ugh

Gillby
heheheh
gulp
ha-
pfft
t-thanks
hah
for "shaking" me outta that
hah

hah hahahaha
holy fuckin' shit
keheheh
eh heh heh sorry two, i knew ya was a wimp, but i didn't think ya'd be this pathetic eheheh heh heh heh-

y-ya know
i really should'a realized this place would be too spicy fer yas
yeah
but hey least ya got a legen"dairy" save there
s'real "sweat'a" Grillby ta-
uh

oh-uh ya wanna talk?
yeah uh one sec
move'n inch from this spot. n'yer dead
got it
sure
i mean it stay there
relax i'm not gonna go anywhere
not moving is my favorite activity
remember don't look anyone in the eye too much
and look both ways before crossing the street
if someone doesn't kill 'im while i'm gone, i fucking will

hey'a grillbs
i know me n' my c-cous were makin' a lot of jokes in'ere, but
c-come on, ya can't be that pissed about it
we was jus, m-messin' round,
ya know?
goofin off
...
nah, nah,
guy loved'jer burger
really, e' did
he's jus' ya know, he wasn't e-expectin-
...
oh, uh
right, right
ya don't want anymore people onna tab till i pay's it off
that's uh
y-yeah that makes sense

i should got enough g fer'im in'er somewheres
n' i'll even throw in some extra fer all the sauces he drank, don'tcha worry
heh heh
shit ain't much left

..
huh were've we been hidin' im
euh- s'not like we was hidin' him r' nothin
can'tcha guess what'd happen ta a guy like that if he were goin' out by 'imself all'a time
...
h-he's uh, yeah, he's family c-come on, don't'cha see the resemblence
l-like a brother from another mother
...
he ain't visitin' fer that long so ya don't gotta worry much about 'im

a-anyway we're square, right?
that's all ya needed
...
sigh..
welp, that emptied me out
n'Boss ain't gonna give me n' nother advance neither

huh w-