How to Greet a New pal 10

Transcript:
alright, dumbass...
before we go in, i gotta lay some ground rules...

one: i gotta see ya at all times
ya disappear fer even a second, n' i'll assume yer tryin' ta run off...
n' if i gotta catch ya, yer dead, got it!
ok...
i ain't jokin' round...
i better see yer ass at all times r' else...
yeah, yeah, you're the warden...
n' two: monsters ain't friendly here, don't look anyone inna eye too long, n' keep yer mouth shut...
if ya start a fight, don't expect me ta save ya, i'm out soon's anythin' happens...
no fighting, pretty sure that's my special attack or something...

n' three:...
hah...
take that pink shit off...
i ain't gonna be seen with someone wearin' that
(i already wanna die just seein my face wearin his outfit...)
but this is my signature look
ya look like a puffy fuck, off!

off, or we go back...
okay, okay...
but the slippers stay...
i said all of it!
you don't happen to have any extra shoes on you, then?
like hell i would!
then i gotta wear them,,,
sigh...
fine...

woah...

hey... hey...
who's that other little shit wit'cha Sans!?
HAHAHAHAH! check out this guy's outfit!
wonder if he can even fight, he looks weaker than Sans...
guy looks like a total wimp
hey, you, exp...! where'd ya fuck off from
i didn't know there were anymore skeleton monsters
these assholes...
hey'a, hot stuff...
what's cookin'...?

w-what...? my buddy here...?
eh, s'jus' my lame ass cousin... name's uh...
s-
CRASH
YOU CHEATING PILE'A SHIT! I SAW THAT, I'LL MURDER YER ASS
S'ALL INNA RULES DARLIN'
CALL ME DARLING ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YA!
ya-ya'know what...
ya wouldn't'a seen 'im around anyway...
he ain't very strong ya know... so...
h-he's the type that uh...
prefers ta stay indoors...
wow sick "burn," buddy...

pffff
heheheheheheh
not my fault ya can't take the "heat,"...
heh...
gettin really "fired" up with the comments now, are we>
ey, come'on don't tell me they ain't warmin' yer heart
keh heh heh heh heh heh

SLAM
y-yeah, yeah, ordering... r-right..
w-we'll 'ave a double order'a Sans special...

i thought i told'ja, no jokes!
that wasn't part of the rules...
yeah it was, i said it before we left!
well it wasn't part of the ground rules, so how am i supposed to remember...
cause i told'ja we'll die'r else!
yeah, well...
didn't you start them first...?
shit
this was a bad idea
i shouldn'ta let 'im come ere
i can't resist jokin' with this idiot...
THE HELL DID'JA SAY TA ME!
stupid dumbass idiot this is what'cha always do...
shit shit shit

so
earlier you mentioned resets...?
t-too close!
h-hey!
w-what...
i'm trying to be quiet about this...
o-oh

th-thought ya already said ya didn't know nothin'
i said i didn't use a machine,
what i do know is that i was supposed to wake up somewhere more familiar this morning..
so...
so, ya ended up 'ere atta start
n'stead a back home... bingo!
5 GOLD HE BLACKS OUT BEFORE SHE LETS GO
MAKE IT 10!
n' what were ya doin' before... before, ya know...
anythin' different
i don't think there was anything different
nothin